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      那我先睡了哈

      作者:意中人 來源:文章閱讀網 時間:2013-05-15 07:13 閱讀:

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        老天我以后再也不叫你爺了 、因為你根本不愛我這個孫子

        不要惹我,雖然我不會唱《忐忑》,但是我可以帶著喇叭在你家門口放

        今年的今天,又是一個人的情人節。不過,等我到光棍節的時候,看我怎么瘋給你們這些沒人性的情侶看!

        曾經有大把時間擺在面前讓我寫作業,我笑了、沒事,F在有大把作業擺在面前讓我趕時間,我哭了、媽呀~~

        小三你別得瑟,總會有個小四把你咔咔的

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        好男人代表,一號,灰太狼,二號,八爺。

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        社會單純,復雜的是人.

        寂寞對我說:我走了。然后就真的不見了?晌乙晦D身又看見她在那里。我說,不是走了嗎?她說,我不是走了是來了,剛才走的是姐姐。我是她妹妹,我名字叫孤獨。

        問:昨天情人節怎么過的?答:難過

        成功人士之四大金剛:高人指點、貴人相助、神人保佑、小人監督。

        小時候發了瘋的想自己快點長大,大了傷了都哭天喊地的要回去。

        和喜歡的人在一起天天都是情人節


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